With apologies to Wham!

But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal
I rule at distance
But you’re still in my eye
Tell me, Scotland
Do you recognise me?
Well, I’ll send my Peers
You should submit before me.
I stitched you up and sent you
A little note saying, “I love you, ” I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I’ve been
But if you Section 30
You’ll never fool me again.
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
I’m hiding from you and your mocking laughs
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess it was the midges that I ran from.
My flag on another swells my Imperial heart
But yours out from cover just tears us all apart.
Ooh-hoo
Now you’ve won the polls, I’ll never fool you again.
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal…
Previous GERSmas Eve Carols here.
2017
2018
2019
See you tomorrow for analysis of the report itself!





