Last GERSmas

With apologies to Wham!

Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal
 
Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal
 
Tax devolved and tax reserved
I rule at distance
But you’re still in my eye
Tell me, Scotland
Do you recognise me?
Well, I’ll send my Peers
You should submit before me.
(Merry GERSmas!)
I stitched you up and sent you
A little note saying, “I love you, ” I meant it
Now, I know what a fool I’ve been
But if you Section 30
You’ll never fool me again.
 
Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
 
Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
 
An empty room, friends with straining graphs
I’m hiding from you and your mocking laughs
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess it was the midges that I ran from.

 

My flag on another swells my Imperial heart
But yours out from cover just tears us all apart.
Ooh-hoo
Now you’ve won the polls, I’ll never fool you again.

 
Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal.
 
Last GERSmas, I gave you my stats
But the very next day you debunked them away
This year, to save you from Fear
I’ll give you my Transfers Fiscal…
 

Previous GERSmas Eve Carols here.
2017
2018
2019

See you tomorrow for analysis of the report itself!

2 thoughts on “Last GERSmas

  1. Fantastic. Very well pastiched. Chapeau sir!

    And a very merry Gersmas to one & all. It’s nothing really, blood pressure down folks. Same pish as always with minor variations.

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